I mean like how Kool would it have been for Obama to bring a
joint to the Joint Session he called for a week ago.
I mean like he wrote about cop’n weed and Chillin when he
had his Mini-Jimmy Hendrick hairdo in High School.
Maybe Baracks coulda brought along w/a joint some
Hennessy to that Joint Session Speech he gave Congress.
Courvoisier { Blacks can’t pronounce } might have been better.
But Since Barack is all about bein a Uniter,why not lug along
a bottle of Padron { Blacks Can pronounce }.
Juts git on up there and Chill while he’s rapp’n bout
somes stuff.
Baracks coulda done started Rap’n bout how he’s and Michelle
almost done made it on – Maury – but since like Jerry Springer
it wasn’t broadcast from Chicago.Doggone it.
Barack could recall if only he’s and Michelle went on a – Maury -
back before he was a Real Senator,he could done have explained
about how he’s and Michelle done dint have no’d dirty laundry.
On counts Michelle does a good job with keepin up on the
chores,kinda like how Whezzie did On -The Jeffersons-,even
though they did make it and Moved on UP to a Dealer’s Apartment
In the Sky.
Obama could explain how’s his Wheezie dint done need know
Florence { jefferson maid } but a Dealer’s apartment in the
sky would be Kool.
Obama’s could also explain that is what Harriet Beecher Stowe
really had in mind,instead somes – Uncle Tom’s Cabin – or
{ Life Among the Lowly } should be Changed and mores Hope
spread around.And by the way could anyone use a toke on this
Fat doobie he managed to stick inside a strawberry flavored
swisher sweets.
Man is Obama’s ever Kool.Sluggin back on dat Hennessy and
cop’n drags on that pot in a swisher sweets,recalling episodes
he’s and Michelle dones appeared on – The Jeffersons – dats eben
George would be proud.
Uh oh.George. Hmm.
Um… like …well…I dint… really … mean Dat george.
I meant The Real George.
George Jefferson … Man.
Like can ya dig it.
joint to the Joint Session he called for a week ago.
I mean like he wrote about cop’n weed and Chillin when he
had his Mini-Jimmy Hendrick hairdo in High School.
Maybe Baracks coulda brought along w/a joint some
Hennessy to that Joint Session Speech he gave Congress.
Courvoisier { Blacks can’t pronounce } might have been better.
But Since Barack is all about bein a Uniter,why not lug along
a bottle of Padron { Blacks Can pronounce }.
Juts git on up there and Chill while he’s rapp’n bout
somes stuff.
Baracks coulda done started Rap’n bout how he’s and Michelle
almost done made it on – Maury – but since like Jerry Springer
it wasn’t broadcast from Chicago.Doggone it.
Barack could recall if only he’s and Michelle went on a – Maury -
back before he was a Real Senator,he could done have explained
about how he’s and Michelle done dint have no’d dirty laundry.
On counts Michelle does a good job with keepin up on the
chores,kinda like how Whezzie did On -The Jeffersons-,even
though they did make it and Moved on UP to a Dealer’s Apartment
In the Sky.
Obama could explain how’s his Wheezie dint done need know
Florence { jefferson maid } but a Dealer’s apartment in the
sky would be Kool.
Obama’s could also explain that is what Harriet Beecher Stowe
really had in mind,instead somes – Uncle Tom’s Cabin – or
{ Life Among the Lowly } should be Changed and mores Hope
spread around.And by the way could anyone use a toke on this
Fat doobie he managed to stick inside a strawberry flavored
swisher sweets.
Man is Obama’s ever Kool.Sluggin back on dat Hennessy and
cop’n drags on that pot in a swisher sweets,recalling episodes
he’s and Michelle dones appeared on – The Jeffersons – dats eben
George would be proud.
Uh oh.George. Hmm.
Um… like …well…I dint… really … mean Dat george.
I meant The Real George.
George Jefferson … Man.
Like can ya dig it.
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